[認真] 女友讓我射三次!!!已回收
這故事要從昨天早上開始說起.那星期日的早晨.在夢中與波多約會的我.被窗外的鳥叫聲
吵醒.
在我想殺光那些鳥時.電腦突然噹的一下!!!噹了一下...噹了一下...正當我在認真回
想的時候.
突然有道白光射向我的眼睛.銀幕出現了[大學生秘密檔案]7個大字
(原來是我昨晚睡前在某知名論壇下載的...秘密檔案)嘴角立馬微微朝上...
經過20分鐘的選片以及5分鐘的衝刺下.我射了...除了射到銀幕上還射到媽媽放在電腦桌
上的油條...
幹!油條配洨...油條配洨...油條配洨...莫約3分鐘一道光又射到我眼睛.
原來是女友來了.要我下樓開門.在一起回房間的路上.女友說:寶貝~我今天有穿新的性感
內衣喔~~~
[性感內衣]四個字在我腦海裡遊蕩了3秒之久.李組長眉頭一皺表示案情並不單純.
我15cm(小於鄉民一半的)小老鷹又硬了.於是大幹了兩場...連續射三次真的好累.我想我
老了...
補點西斯:桌上那油條被女友配紅茶吃掉了...
剛剛那篇用手機打的排版亂掉...重新用電腦打一次
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