[認真] 意外發現清純女友的房間有好多玩具……已回收
以下貼我朋友早上跟我說的事情…………
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媽的,我整夜睡不好
昨天去女友家裡幫她拿東西時,意外發現她的櫃子裡有好些情趣用品還有一堆boss菸,有
小跳蛋、長跳蛋、保險套、還有一支她媽的長約25cm、寬約5cm的大電動塑膠懶,
我看到整個傻眼,從此我的小可愛(14cm寬5cm)再也站不起來,整個被嚇倒……
媽的,回想起第一次做的時候我還想說這女孩怎麼能這麼濕,大學剛畢業而已,歷練應該
沒很多啊!原來是常常用這種東西,暗黑一點的想,該不會是她前男友…………
幹,心好酸,以後都自卑了,口口聲聲說最愛我,但也用過大塑膠懶,那我的小可愛情何
以堪呢…………
有沒有好鄉民給個解?我都想砍掉重練了……
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