[閒聊] 第一次時遇到很囧的情況 ~~已回收
有沒有各位豪傑在第一次初夜時發生很囧的狀況!!
我第一次發生性行為是在大二,
也是第一次交女友(大三才交往)
所以那時雙方關係我也不解
總之就是看到她輕解羅衫時,
我到抽一口氣,女性胸前兩粒實體原來是長那樣
然後真正天雷勾動地火時,我記得在顫抖。
但要擺進去時,我找不到入口
我曾嘗試去看到底入口在哪,說聲哈囉
但小兄弟還是迷途羔羊無法找到入口
於是迷路了,小兄弟就萎縮了
她顯得不耐煩
我也很囧
第一次經驗就是這樣窘狀百出情況下做個ending
就算現在有一點點經驗了,想到當時還是覺得糗
有好漢有類似情況嗎?
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