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小明和小美是一對情侶
但是小明是一個很挑食的男友
小美卻又是一位愛煮飯的女友
對於吃 小明有很巨大的執著存在
例如
筷子一定要12.47公分才肯使用
小明覺得 超過13公分 就是侮辱到他自己
小美覺得 那他筷子應該用6公分才對
吸管如果不是黑色他也寧可不喝那杯飲料
小明覺得 喝什麼東西 絕對不能讓別人發現
小美覺得 或許小明有喝洨的習慣 所以如此堅持
青椒不吃 苦瓜不吃 南瓜不吃
雞胸肉不吃 豬舞花不吃 肥肉部份不吃
有薑的湯不喝 有蔥的蛋吐掉...等等
小明就像青蛙一樣 對於吃有著無比的龜毛
只差小明不是吃蚊子..
有一天 小美又研發出了一道新菜色
想要小明腦公 品嚐品嚐
希望得到老公的讚賞 和晚上愛的鼓勵
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但是小美知道小明的雞歪嘴 也不是一兩天的事情了
於是小美靈機一動
在小明回家的時候 約了小明玩角色扮演
小美:腦公 我們來點新的好不好
小明:什麼東西!
小美:今天.. 人家來演老師.. 你當學生好不好
小明:哇靠 我剛剛看的片子 吉澤明步也是演老師欸 好啊好啊
(於是他們開始演了起來)
小美:小明!!!!
小明:又
小美:來 跟著老師唸
小美:愛就是把菜吃光光
小明:愛就是把菜吃光光
小明的嘴巴上面就長菜花了
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