[豪洨] 出大事了!!!!已回收
幾個月前我跟往常一樣
晚上開著影片
還有另開視窗開著喜歡的女生的FB看她的相簿
隔著內褲打手槍
然後想說應該不會射到褲子吧
所以我就一直打一直打
快要射出來就停下來
想說就不會射到褲子
以免難清理
結果我喜歡的女生實在太正了
加上他相簿有比較清涼的照片
露內衣肩帶的照片 還有露肩的照片
還有去墾丁的比基尼照片
所以越打越起勁
然後就忍不注射了滿內褲
之後因為懶惰覽的清理
所以就把內褲脫下
先清理下體
清完後把沾滿洨的內褲拿去出租宿舍的公用洗衣機去洗
因為是半夜所以沒人發現
那洗衣機也會有正妹房客拿內褲去洗
結果幾個月後的現在
發現隔壁的幾個正妹房客都不約而同的懷孕了
而那幾個正妹聽說早上再討論這件事
她們都覺得很納悶很奇怪
她們說她們都有避孕
而且其中一兩個還沒有男友
怎麼可能會懷孕呢?
而那些有男有的正妹也因為這件事跟男友分手了
現在房東要幫忙她們調查到底是什麼原因
怎麼辦
我覺得她們的孩子都是我的耶
哀 要期末考了 根本無心讀書了
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