[閒聊] 女人個性比性愛重要 ~已回收
本文真實故事,以非本人第一人稱描述!
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研究所學長結婚了
新娘是學長交往多年的女友,也是我們學姊
學長在婚禮的after party上
一直告誡我們這些學弟
"娶老婆,個性比性愛重要啦!"
有些人點頭稱是,有些人不解,學長見狀又說
"像之前....你們應該也有聽說那件事吧......"
那件事就是指學長劈腿新進學妹,鬧得滿城風雨
"學妹身材好配合度又高,叫她跪著吹再吞下去~眉頭都不會皺一下"
學長得意的描述
"之前在 Lab跑實驗時,數據還沒出來就叫她趴在桌邊打她一砲啦"
"被中出也是自己乖乖吃藥,配合度這麼高去哪找啊~~"
然後學長吐了一口煙,喝了一口酒又說
"只可惜個性太刁,又愛哭愛吃醋~只好叫她滾了"
"學姊就不同了,她也知道我只是外面玩玩..."
"像上次情人節跟學妹玩到隔天再去找她,還是乖乖煮飯給我吃"
"不吵不鬧,這種女人哪裡找啊......."
"只可惜跟她打砲提不起勁阿"
此時我直接對學長說:"你怎麼可以這樣說~真差勁~"
學長似乎嚇到了,旁人也趕緊打圓場,喝酒啦不要講這個
其實我要說的是......
"那次情人節學姊可是哭得很慘的,我陪她哭掉一整包面紙
她陪我用了兩個套子,隔天早上又幹了兩次不讓我戴
又會吹夾得又緊~怎麼會配合度不好呢~ Liar!"
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學妹: 上北一女一直是我的夢想!
學長: 我也是......
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