[閒聊] 女房客與我
上篇一直有人說我在豪洨,
我也不知道我該怎麼證明我不是豪洨,
不然說說跟其中一個女房客的故事好了。
去年暑假,我剛搬到板橋人生地不熟的
有天在租屋處附近迷了路,
我也很訝異自己的天兵,
畢竟我也只是在這附近隨意晃晃而已。
在不知道要像誰問路之時,
我忽然眼睛一亮看到前方有一個正妹,
喜歡美女的我自然鼓起勇氣向她問路(順便搭訕)
可能因為我是板橋吳彥祖吧?
我除了問道路也向她要到了電話、msn
便心滿意足的回去了。
沒想到一回到公寓大門
「怎麼這麼巧!」
沒錯,我太幸運了。
她居然是跟我同一戶的房客
大概是搬家這幾天太累我才沒注意到吧?
進門時我很自然的讓她先走,女士優先嘛。
沒想到說時遲、那時快
採著高跟鞋的她拐了一下,
我一個箭步衝向前扶她,
就在這一刻,
我和她的眼睛對到了,四目相對。
「咩修幹某?」
這句國粹不禁從我口中流洩而出,
她給了我一個媚笑點了點頭我們就這樣進房了...
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不過她一直說自己有D,
我脫下來看感覺了不起B吧= =
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我也想拍阿,阿她就不給拍= =a
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我放馬子礙到您了?
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因為那陣子我都早上搬,可是她們都很晚才回來,
可能都有工作吧。
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我不能借用她的帳號?就說是我女朋友了。
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奇怪了,這件事有什麼問題嗎?
這是她的帳號,她的名片黨是放她自己的東西 很難理解嗎?
然後現在是我在借用= =
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沒有,但是我的三十公分有彈到她
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還有 169 則推文
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冠c哥很帥阿,還吃到一堆女明星
你看板上放眼望去有誰做得到?
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這個版的什麼?
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板橋吳彥祖是不需要花錢把妹的。
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