Re: [新聞] 男人應看自己的精子
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作者 nolifeguy (醜陋的宅) 看板 sex
標題 Re: [新聞] 男人應看自己的精子
時間 Fri Mar 20 14:27:42 2009
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之前在客廳看熱火千嬌打雞槍,
最後忍不住想射,可是手邊沒有衛生紙又不想弄髒地板
就直接ㄗㄨㄚˇ在手上。
看著手掌中的精液,我流下男人的眼淚。。。
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一個男人
只有 3cm
究竟能否直接ㄗㄨㄚˇ在手上 ?
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以下是 西斯鄉民大屌的ㄗㄨㄚˇ 洨示意圖
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很明顯的..
強而有力 射速快 彈著點集中
通通ㄗㄨㄚˇ出去了
抓都抓不住 !!
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接下來看 3cm 的狀況..
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事實證明
3cm 由於彈道過短 壓力不足
只能短距離閉ㄘㄟ灑洨珠
可以用手完全的接住 !!
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看著手掌中的精液
你流下男人的眼淚.....
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唉.....
拍拍///////
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你還把我打出來惹人嫌嗎 ?
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三十 ㄗㄨㄚˇ過山
三小 滴咖盤
.......XD
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