Re: [認真] 射了1.5公尺多～好舒服

看板sex作者 (人都有另一面)時間16年前 (2008/04/20 22:47), 編輯推噓186(194推 8噓 12→)
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※ 引述《imdogpig (imdogpig)》之銘言： : 期中考完放鬆和女友做 : 最後衝刺完本來要射在女友背上的 : 結果射太遠 害女友要去洗頭… : 我量一下大概射了一點五公尺多耶 : 女生的那裡差不多也才深十多公分 : 我射了大約十五倍的距離～好舒服 : （女友是Ｅ讓我太興奮的關係吧？） : 不曉得五樓30cm可以射多遠？ 我們來算一下就知道了， 射精的速度約是45km/hr，也就是12.5m/s， 先不考慮太複雜的一些變數，像是射出去會遇到空氣阻力等等， 你說射了1.5公尺，以上述的速度，花了0.12秒， 假設你射的時候老二和地面平行， 依重力加速度公式來換算高度，S=V0*t+0.5*g*t^2 你射出去時的高度是0.07056公尺，也就是7公分。 這個數字算起來很合理，想像一下，用背後位， 插抽到最後，維持原姿勢拔出來想射在背上，老二和女友身體有7公平的平行距離， 飛行1.5公尺，0.12秒後，在女友的頭上降落，只不過是平均值， 套句追殺比爾II白眉的話，你的射精速度，只有一般人的水準。 讓我比較有興趣的是你說射了1.5公尺，本來要射在女友背上， 合理的推論你是採背後位，也就是你女友的臀部到頭有1.5公尺， 這個長度就是坐高，東方人平均的坐高和身高比例是0.54， 換算起來你女友的身高是……2.77公尺!!! 輸在這種地方，我也沒話說了，原po是真男人。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.104.132.115
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我彷彿看到了貓柳田博士XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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.......太屌了
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XD.......
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樓下的洨都以接近光速前進，要用相對論
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我在西斯逛了許多年，終於看見神了...
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被樓上發現了(羞)
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我都在用我的沙漠之屌和朋友玩生存遊戲了
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樓上搶位置 囧
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貓柳田XDDD
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娘子快出來看神阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD 太好笑了～
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把文章印下來 研所推甄拿去當備審資料
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竟然有比姚明高的!?
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推~ 貓柳田博士 哈哈~!!!
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性愛物理諾貝爾獎非你莫屬^^
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高手XDDDD
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2.77公尺 我想到妖獸都市這部香港電影._.
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD論原PO看到這篇吐血的可能
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精華文啦！
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大王ｍ　大王ｍ　
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噓文的拿正確資料出來啊 打嘴砲誰都會^_<
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換算起來你女友的身高是……2.77公尺!!!原po終於點中
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噓
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別看到一堆數字就覺得很屌，其實算錯了
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V0t是水平速度，1/2 gt^2是垂直加速度，不能直接加
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而且洨的粘滯性對移動速度影響很大 不過爆比較帥
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初速呢?
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專業!
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有創意
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感謝您認真的回應 不過還是重算吧XD
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感謝妳認真回應
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感謝你認真回應
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真神人!
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你女朋友是她嗎? http://tinyurl.com/4w3bht
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樓上的連結好恐怖 =_="
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啊靠 如果算黏滯性的話　原原PO女友可能是3m以上長人
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噓的人是要大家知道他們數理更強
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噓的沒能力　單純想紅
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就真的錯了啊-.- 你要不要去問你物理老師-.-
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補爆 建議原 po 改一下
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這種主題值得探討對不對嗎= =...沒意義吧
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我瘋了 看完文章後竟然在驗算.....
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了不起,去念MIT吧
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專業 溫馨 有創意
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搞笑諾貝爾物理獎應該頒給原Po
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娘子阿~快跟牛魔王出來看上帝啊~
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伽利略XD
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V0t 就垂直初速的公式阿 這裡是代0吧 直接1/2gt^2
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先說明一下初速數值哪來的 不然底下全豪洨
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