Re: [問題] 為什麼我的女友下面很臭阿
: 叫你女朋友生活正常一點...
: 還有....別試著去舔她下面.
: 你會死在她胯下的.........
唉...
以前在甘肅省ㄧ帶
因為地處內陸 魚是ㄧ種很珍貴的東西
通常只有在大節日 , 大慶典 才會有魚可以吃
因為實在太稀有了
所以沿海外地嫁過來的媳婦兒 , 新婚時都會帶著一條魚在身上
但是以前沒有好的交通工具 魚沒有地方放 , 走著走著就會壞掉了
這個問題讓這些小女孩很困擾 , 不知道怎麼保持魚的新鮮
久而久之 , 人們想出了一個辦法 :
把活的魚放在女生的那兒 , 先養在裡面 要吃時才拿出來煮掉
有得還養兩條 讓他們在裡面繁殖
於是這些女孩 都有新鮮的魚吃了
但是也有壞處 新婚之夜時
如果魚死在裡面來不及拿出來 丈夫抽插時都會戳到魚
女生是很沒有感覺的
知道緣由的丈夫 , 通常就會大罵 : 死魚 !!!!!
女生只能默默承受
而且如果一直沒拿出來 死魚會壞掉
就會散發出一種噁心的腥味
所以我相信你的女友是養了條魚在裡面
別怪她了 買條活生生的魚
給她吃吧
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