[轉錄][轉錄]猴腮雷

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※ [本文轉錄自某隱形看板] 作者: ewqhusally (囧) 看板: (某隱形看板) 標題: [轉錄]猴腮雷 時間: Fri Apr 18 20:08:00 2008 ※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: greenday1006 (惡魔事典) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 猴腮雷 時間: Wed Apr 16 21:09:40 2008 我昨天大概遇到我生平動物對我做過最扯的事 昨天唱完歌跟朋友一起去西子灣的英國領事館 不知道是不是在下午旗津吃海產吃壞肚子 (╬￣皿￣)凸 本來大家拍照拍的很高興~結果我肚子忽然很痛 後來實在忍不住了~馬上衝到廁所去. X你娘的~我這輩子從沒遇過讓我那嚜震撼的畫面 一隻猴子居然坐在馬桶上拉屎.... 喵的咧~我一開始瞬間以為是個人~還馬上說對不起關上門~發現不對 靠!!居然是隻猴子~雖然知道猴子在壽山已經超氾濫的 但有沒有搞錯阿!!!猴子蹲馬桶~也太有家教了吧!! 我看下次看到猴子在讀論語我都不會太驚訝了... 最賤的是我不敢趕他走~只能跟牠溝通~因為聽說猴子很兇 我只好像叫小狗一樣~用手招牠過來~不甩我就算了 你不會相信猴子真的會用不屑的眼神看你~還把屁股對向你.. 他X的~做人類居然做到那嚜沒尊嚴..後來我趕快跑回去找我朋友 我有預感我快要拉在褲子上了~我拿起我朋友還沒吃完的蛋糕 就往廁所跑...後來果然真的引誘成功~牠總算出了廁所 我馬上進去把門關上狂拉~但我沒料到猴子沒走 而是坐在我廁所的前面~我一打開門就採到牠的尾巴了!! 媽的咧~牠整個跳起來~還一直基基基的叫~我也被嚇到跟著大叫.. 我發誓我叫的聲音~絕對比倉井空和朝和蘭還能代表高潮 連旁邊的咖啡店店員都來了~但好在那隻猴子沒攻擊我就跑了 我真佩服中山大學的學生怎那嚜勇敢 之前聽說他們連在學校教室都會看到猴子~宿舍附近也有很多 我這次總算領悟到了.. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 124.218.211.140
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04/16 21:12,
哈哈~你好衰
04/16 21:12
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04/16 21:12,
跟他一人一邊XDD
04/16 21:12
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04/16 21:12,
看完想到的是鹿男NG片段裡咬玉木宏的那隻識貨的鹿....
04/16 21:12
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04/16 21:13,
其實它是在掏大便吃
04/16 21:13
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04/16 21:19,
天吶....這真的太好笑了~~~~
04/16 21:19
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04/16 21:22,
超好笑！！！XD
04/16 21:22
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04/16 21:31,
嘖嘖...原PO跟猴子搶廁所.....（指）
04/16 21:31
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04/16 21:37,
笑了 XDDDD
04/16 21:37
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04/16 21:38,
天啊....難道猿人星球的預言是真的?
04/16 21:38
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04/16 21:41,
推推推，原來猴子真的那麼氾濫。
04/16 21:41
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04/16 21:47,
圖咧~~~~~~~~~~~(敲碗
04/16 21:47
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04/16 21:53,
我笑了 XD
04/16 21:53
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04/16 21:56,
你看錯了 那是楊......
04/16 21:56
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04/16 22:00,
坐猴子坐過的馬桶耶...溫溫的嗎?!
04/16 22:00
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04/16 22:14,
笑
04/16 22:14
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04/16 22:19,
你有被嚇到剉賽嗎？Q_Q
04/16 22:19
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04/16 22:19,
剛剛王牌天神經過....
04/16 22:19
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04/16 22:20,
夠讚喔
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04/16 22:24,
真醬是猴腮雷~
04/16 22:24
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04/16 22:25,
妳採猴子尾巴 大家都看到
04/16 22:25
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04/16 22:42,
太恐怖了
04/16 22:42
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04/16 22:52,
原來跑到那去了...以為只有在校內(見怪不怪...煙)
04/16 22:52
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04/16 23:01,
那隻猴子是進化史上關鍵的一環！
04/16 23:01
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04/16 23:11,
XDDDD
04/16 23:11
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04/16 23:16,
推，借轉，謝謝
04/16 23:16
※ waytin:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/16 23:18
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04/16 23:45,
超好笑的XD
04/16 23:45
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04/16 23:54,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 00:05,
好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/17 00:05
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04/17 00:07,
你踩到達文西了
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04/17 00:17,
好精采XDDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 00:30,
哈
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04/17 00:33,
XDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 00:37,
XDDDDD
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04/17 00:39,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 00:40,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 00:47,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 00:47,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 00:50,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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還有 68 則推文
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04/17 21:28,
哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!有笑有推!!!!!!!
04/17 21:28
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04/17 21:38,
XDDDDD~~快笑死了
04/17 21:38
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04/17 22:16,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 23:04,
太好笑了吧!!!!
04/17 23:04
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04/17 23:16,
這篇超好笑的 不推不行XD
04/17 23:16
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04/17 23:21,
好有畫面 我笑死了...
04/17 23:21
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04/17 23:38,
超好笑XDDDD
04/17 23:38
※ liangbb:轉錄至看板 silversoul 04/17 23:47
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04/17 23:55,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 23:59,
借轉
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04/17 23:59,
很銀魂XDD你確定你看到的不是近藤?
04/17 23:59
※ choral:轉錄至看板 TFSHS68th316 04/18 00:00 ※ wozxzow:轉錄至看板 NHU_Talk 04/18 00:06
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04/18 00:23,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 00:24,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好有動作感阿～
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04/18 00:43,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超級經典
04/18 00:43
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04/18 00:50,
心酸推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 01:14,
好好笑噢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 01:15,
XDDD
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04/18 01:24,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 01:28,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 02:16,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 02:20,
XDDD這實在太好笑了DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 02:21,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 02:25,
你確定你看到的不是近藤?你確定你看到的不是近藤?
04/18 02:25
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04/18 02:27,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 02:33,
妳竟然敢坐猴子坐過的馬桶????
04/18 02:33
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04/18 02:47,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 03:52,
牠有沖水嗎?? XDDDD
04/18 03:52
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04/18 05:30,
爆吧xdd
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04/18 05:31,
爆！！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/18 05:31
※ namtar:轉錄至看板 ASHS-93-li 04/18 10:42
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04/18 12:04,
我老弟中山的，放在宿舍的泡麵曾被洗劫一空、醬包亂灑
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04/18 12:05,
據說房間還被弄得像命案現場一樣… … XD
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04/18 13:11,
猴子有沖水嗎?
04/18 13:11
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04/18 20:42,
真是中山特有的猴子奇觀...= =+
04/18 20:42
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04/19 15:07,
這跟政經節有啥關係@@"
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04/19 15:48,
咳 娛樂效果娛樂效果
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04/22 18:08,
樓樓上您認真了...雖然真的無關XD
04/22 18:08
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