大家好
我是音樂盒盒
有一次
我和朋友一起去山上玩
去山上玩免不了的行程就是爬山
我和朋友爬山爬到一半
我突然尿急
可是這裡是山上
沒有廁所
而且離我們所住的民宿也還有一段距離
我的朋友就叫我脫下褲子
隨便找一個地方尿就好
我找了一個很偏僻的地方開始尿
當我的第一滴到地上時
我聽到一個啊...的聲音
我心想可能是我聽錯了
於是我尿完就回去找朋友會合
晚上睡覺我夢到一個女鬼
她說我害他朋友魂飛魄散
我疑惑的看著她
她又接著說:
你是處男對吧?
我不甘心的點點頭
她又說道
今天你在山上尿尿的時候
尿到我朋友害她魂飛魄散
我問道:我尿到她怎麼會害她魂飛魄散?
女鬼道
你還不懂嗎?死處男!童子尿啊!
我瞬間恍然大悟
我說:所以你想怎麼樣?
我要你的狗命
她說完往我這邊衝過來
用兩手要掐死我
我嚇到要尿出來了
我心想:對了!尿!!!
由於我被掐住
要脫褲子實在是沒有力氣
但我還是不放棄慢慢脫
終於脫下來了
我開始大爆噴
噴的那女鬼滿臉
只聽見她大叫
啊啊啊啊啊.........
就消失了
結果隔天醒來
我尿床了........
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