Re: [翻譯]日本怪談:山神先生
(微微甲,不喜者勿入)
「山神大人真的好可愛啊。」
夜深人靜,表哥將他珍藏的清酒拿出來跟我分享。喝到還剩大概三分之一時,表哥突然嚴
肅起來。「假如可以的話,我想乾脆跟山神大人結婚算了。」
「你在說什麼啊?醉了嗎?」
「一點點。」
像是這樣的對話,最後以乾杯做結尾。醉得一踏糊塗的表哥啜泣著他一定交不到女朋友了
,嗚嗚沒辦法生一堆孩子陪山神大人玩了……
表哥都四十歲了,酒量還是一樣差勁,很快就倒在地上呼呼大睡。我勉力爬回我的房間,
接著就昏睡過去。
再醒來已經是隔天早上,宿醉鬧的我頭痛,我壓著太陽穴,扶著牆想到廚房倒杯水喝。
經過表哥的房間,我往裡面探頭,居然看到山神大人。
好看的山神大人跪坐在榻榻米上,腳邊有兩隻蝸牛相依偎,而表哥的頭枕在他的大腿上,
睡得香甜。
注意到我的視線,山神大人抬頭看向我,輕輕的眨了一下左眼,同時伸出手指擺在嘴唇旁
邊,看起來像是在說「要保密喔」之類的話,另一手溫柔的撫摸表哥的頭髮。
哎?我揉了下眼睛,山神大人瞬間消失得無影無蹤,取而代之的是表哥的腦袋大力撞擊到
地板的畫面,以及一聽就很痛的巨大聲響。
「好痛--!怎、怎麼回事?」
捧著腦袋的表哥一臉搞不清狀況的撐起身體,旁邊的榻榻米還有兩隻蝸牛在慢慢爬動,我
思考了一下,對他露出笑容。
「我也不知道耶。」
我想,表哥這輩子都交不到女朋友了吧。
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P.S.我是山神大人x表哥派的o'_'o
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