[經驗] 肥宅的氣
呼呼呼
那天我正在外面運動完
已經準備到家的時候
突然!!!!! 有個陰沉的肥宅靠近了我
他說他想要減肥下來
可是我又不認識他
所以跟他說了我常運動的那個公園
然後過了幾天
我老妹說他在家裡看到了有一個流汗肥宅
而且可以穿牆,有時候還會在桌子底下看她
原來我那天遇到的肥宅是個可惡的鬼!!
所以我決定要在房間裡灑鹽
終於把祂給趕了出去
於是又過了幾天,我在回家的路上
遇到了那個很像肥宅的傢伙
可是又不像,但是當我感應祂的能量後就馬上知道
祂就是前幾天那個運動肥宅
幸好那時我有灑鹽把祂給趕出去,讓祂減肥成功了
之後連祂也跟我道謝,說是肥到不想減肥才會一直在我家
現在祂帥到我老妹都想跟祂結婚了
真是可喜可賀
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