[經驗] 虎爺發威
我有個老師揪朋友們(兩三個小家庭)一起出門踏青。
同行的也有幾個朋友的小孩子。
踏青完了,看到有間廟就借了廟方的廁所。
小解完,大家便進廟裡拜拜,意思意思一下。
我老師和小孩們介紹了廟內的常識,諸如右進左出和參拜程序等。
小孩A蹲在桌子旁,問起桌下的香爐。
老師耐心的解釋是虎爺的家。
雷的是現場正好其中一位朋友B是無神信仰,
只見他推著裏頭坐著小孩B的娃娃車,很鐵齒的道:
「A家我不知道,但我們B家不信神啦!
而且虎爺住桌子底下,一定沒什麼法力啦!
信仰這種東西吼...」
言未訖,朋友B突然就趴在地上,四肢著地,不過意識仍然清楚。
眾人紛紛圍過來,雖然搞不清狀況,但還是叫他趕快起來。
B眼神銳利,目露凶光的說:「我沒辦法控制我自己!」
大夥們面面相覷,不知該如何是好。
小孩A忽然大聲叫說:「虎爺叫叔叔跟祂說對不起!」
眾人靜默一下,又開始議論朋友B剛剛說錯話,說服B趕快道歉。
朋友B面色不改,一臉霸氣道:「對不起。」
語畢,竟然就能直起腰,站立起來。
_後記_
設計對白:
虎爺:「虎爺我若不發威,當我病貓咪?」
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