經驗 窗外的女人
原本以為
我的陰莖最厲害的功能就是叮女鄉民
但是那天 在意外之間
我竟然用來保住一命
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眾所周知
陽具散發的陽氣可以用來驅趕鬼魂
女生則較容易陰道
那是一個漆黑的夜晚
那時我正在褪下我的包皮
突然一震狂風吹起
一個怪異的女子在我的窗台上看著我
近看發現他的臉支離破碎
他似乎想進來
但又不時的提防著我手上的陰莖
突然轟隆一聲巨響 他打開窗戶向我撲來
我看到他正在笑 一陣狂笑
說時遲那時快 我手上一陣白光激射而出
那女子大吼一聲 便煙消雲散了
補上: 我在打完這個故事的時候
其實相當恐懼的
鄉民們也許覺得這是無稽之談
但每次回憶起這件事
心裡總是五味雜陳
很謝謝大家的關心
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