[經驗] 吾乃關聖帝君座下首席大弟子
如題,自從成為大弟子後,我先跟各位分享個近期處理過的真實經歷吧
一日我漫步於湖邊,忽見一小童站立於側掩面哭泣,當然,以我高深道行,遂明白那是嬰
靈,問他為何哭泣,得到以下回覆:我名小賤今年5歲,母親3月墮我至今已過5年,無家
可歸故掩面痛哭。
身為關公大弟子的我,馬上將此事稟告予他老人家,關老爺聞後龍顏大怒,敕令一下,su
ckdickman,去給我收了那小賤,孤魂野鬼竟敢晃蕩人間5年之久,按天庭紀律判決永世不
得超生。
吾人領令照辦,此後,路上再不見嬰靈鬼怪之流找我哭訴。
以上經歷完全真實,不服來辯。
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