[創作]跟男朋友吃義大利麵(4)
照慣例都先洗個熱水澡。
剛先洗澡出來,
為了情趣,
照這次客人的喜好把黏稠的綠色液體倒在我身上。
這是情趣嗎?
不好意思~人家是第一次這樣玩...
不要吸那麼用力啊,
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊,
怎麼開始用咬的啦...
你這樣咬法,霖州罵有沒有絕頂不知道啦,就是快升天而已(菸)。
(^_^//‧:*‧*‧:*‧*)分隔線
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跟男朋友吃義大利麵(4)
房門一打開,整間屍臭味撲鼻。
雖然畢業到現在七八年了,
也不是第一次處理這種事情,
還是覺得有點做嘔。
報案的民眾是一名男大學生,
說同學的鬼魂帶他來搬屍體,
當下我們先確定他沒吸毒沒喝酒,
精神狀況正常才把他的嫌疑排除,
雖然說他看起來很宅,
也不像會吸毒的樣子啦。
死者是面部朝上遭到枕頭悶壓窒息而死,
不只這樣,身上還有啃咬過的痕跡,
有些肉還硬生生被咬了下來,甩在一旁。
怪的是這間房間布滿了各種粉紅色的女生用品,
難道...
算了,現在的大學男生的嗜好都很奇怪,
這些交給刑事組的去辦好了,
我們轄區的採證的採一採,等等就要下班了。
今天下班要跟剛在一起的女朋友約會,
還要趕快回去洗個澡,
不然等一下約會身上還有這個味道就糟了。
這時候手機響了,我連忙脫下手套,
走出封鎖線接電話。
”喂,不是跟妳說過我在上班,不要打過來嗎?”
”齁呦~鼻鼻,能家想跟你說~今天晚上能家想吃義大利麵吶~”
”好~下班帶你去吃啦~”
片尾曲:
東京事変 - ただならぬ関係
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK8QyH7epyg
後記
我絕對沒有在嘲諷大學生情侶的意思^^。
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