[創作] 極短篇 你所不知道的二十四孝
1. 「孩子,快起身吧沒魚的,別為你那歹毒的繼母瞎忙活兒了。
大冬天的這樣冷,不值阿!」陳家大娘很是不捨地勸我。
的確,我不清楚這湖面下是不是有魚。
但我清楚知道,這兒是前幾日我繼弟落水的地方。
2. 「嗚嗚...各位倌爺行行好,求您捨幾個銅錢,
待小人葬完父親後便隨您回去做牛做馬!」我跪在蓋著草蓆的屍身前低頭抽泣著。
「孩子,你求多少個錢兒呀?」
一個中年男子瞇眼盯著我問,樣子長得很是猥瑣。
倒也無妨。
只要他和現在這個一樣,看起來有能作我爹爹的年紀就好。
3. 我朝著老虎的腦門上猛敲了幾拳,
牠吃痛地低嗚了兩聲,雙眼直直望著我,
乍看有些可憐,嘴裡卻還是死死地銜著我父親不動。
所以我更怒了。
「看什麼看!還不快給我吃!」
4. 前幾日兒子聽人說鹿乳能治眼疾,便上山捕了頭母鹿回來圈養在咱家地窖裡,
說是要天天取乳給我和他爹爹治病。雖然咱倆的眼睛怕是再也不行了。
「兒啊,你明兒個也取碗新鮮鹿乳給西街王家送去吧!
昨日聽說他家孩子還在強褓中,親娘卻跟人跑了個不見蹤影。」
5. 母親對我管教嚴格,做錯事挨棍子也是常有的,那是街坊鄰居都知道的事兒。
其實今天這幾棍挨的倒沒那麼痛。
所以當她問我為何獨獨今天流淚哭泣,
我也只能垂下眼眸說是因為感覺母親年老力氣不再了。
我總不能告訴她因為我非常開心那帖藥終於開始發揮效用了吧?
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就是要毀了你的童年之── 你所不知道的二十四孝
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謝謝各位對毀你童年系列的支持!XDDD
唉,我好希望自己寫論文也有這麼努力就好了....
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對齁!你沒說我都沒發覺這篇怎麼剛好都是這款的 XD
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2簡單來說,他下一個會葬的就是猥瑣叔叔~
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恩亨~
有沒有覺得老虎好像有點萌
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推文尚未成功,同志仍需努力!XDDD
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