[見聞] 昨晚遇到阿飄了~起源&致敬
昨晚我翻來覆去睡不著時
突然覺得眉心間一直在發熱跳動
我感覺屁眼開...阿不是,是天眼開了~~!!!!
突然~一隻女阿飄從窗戶外飄來了進來
我納悶的問他:衝啥小?
她回我說:甘你屁事~
我:幹~這我家耶,你飄進我家,還說甘我屁事,小心我念五雷咒轟你喔!!!!
女飄:借待一下嘛~~外面一堆臭男生
我:靠,妳是有多香,妳也死了耶!!!!~
女飄:.....................
女飄:借我待一晚,我會讓你好康的
我:什麼好康?你該不會是要...嘿嘿..算了啦,等下精氣被妳吸光
女飄:不要拉倒... 老娘生前可是國色天香,萬人迷@#$%%^
我:喇巴玩了沒?
女飄:...............那報你大樂透號碼可以嗎?
我:嗯,7/29號的嗎?
飄:對,但只限三個號碼
我:嗯,那幾號?
女飄:不用那幾號,你寫的那三號一定會開
我:喔,這麼好阿~~~~
女飄:對阿,好啦,別再囉哩巴嗦了,睡你的覺
我:好,明天沒中 你就給我小心一點,到時我就用速念法,15分鐘念一次地藏經轟死你
女飄:............
這是我昨晚遇到的女阿飄..........
不知道今晚那三號會中嗎><
結果剛剛發文時 又看到一隻阿飄
到時會有系列文唷~敬請期待!!!!
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要記得有飄點喔~~
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我才不要讓質疑我的人 知道那三個數字勒~
敢質疑我~哼
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