[搞笑] 端午包粽看婚姻XD
[端午節~北部粽&南部粽之役]
話說今年端午節前,公婆確定要自己包粽拜拜以後,兩人就開始為了要包南部粽還是北部
粽而小有爭執。
公公覺得南部粽用煮的不夠香又黏黏der好噁心;
婆婆覺得北部粽炒過再包很麻煩又沾手。
總之兩人雖然都略有微詞,但是婆婆還是順了公公的意思,包了北部粽。
就在粽子包好蒸好的端午節前夕,婆婆問大家要不要吃看看自己包的粽子,我當然立刻
開心地打開粽葉準備大快朵頤一番啊。
但是粽葉打開後,我頓時眉頭一皺,覺得粽子並不單純,明明是北部粽怎麼看起來像南部
粽呢?吃了一口以後,就是北部粽的味道卻有南部粽的口感啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~
於是我轉頭問婆婆,不是做北部粽嗎?怎麼像是南部粽?
只見婆婆面帶微笑地說,是啊,我蒸足了一個小時呢,應該夠軟爛了吧。
不知道公公吃完以後有沒有默默在心裏哀號:"這不是北部粽、這不是北部粽!!!"
心得:
1.有種跟老婆爭,你以為自己大贏的時候,其實就是輸到脫褲啊啊啊啊啊。
2.南不南、北不北的,我到底吃了甚麼啦@@
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雖然我們也是這麼這麼的透明/卻被各種邪惡的枝節感動啟發/
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