[搞笑] 你覺得我是幾分的老婆?
吃完老婆的手藝,喝完老婆本人我打的芒果雪泥
我問老公,如果滿分是一百,你覺得我可以得到幾分呢?
老公,嗯…好問題我想想,應該是90分!
老婆,真的假的,有這麼高!?
老公,你知道為什麼嗎?
老婆,為什麼?為什麼?
老公,因為85是體重!
老婆,……………………
結婚快四年,我們倆都胖了快10公斤,所以我們是烏龜和鱉的組合~
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