[閒聊] 我家的黑暗料理
我跟老公認識不久就糊里糊塗結了婚
認識半年就結婚了
婚前覺得他是沈靜穩重有智慧的男人
婚後覺得我多養了一隻寵物
整天說
主人(老婆),我肚子好餓、餓餓(快四十歲的男人還愛用疊字.....)
或是主人(老婆)我沒內褲穿了
最近新花樣是在我煮飯時很愛參一腳
煎東西跑來搶鏟子胡亂攪一攪,發現煎焦了快逃跑
煮重要火侯的東西時,也要跑來插手去調瓦斯爐
吵著要我作布丁,看我煮焦糖時好玩,搶了湯匙在那邊攪阿攪
煮太久不放手,水煮掉了,焦糖液一離火就變塊狀了
我不太擅長煮菜,都是照著食譜中規中矩的煮
就是有人要我作香草冰淇淋,可是覺得鮮奶油吃太多不健康可不可以不要放
阿....作都沒作過得東西,還沒作成功就想飛
就是連將太去比全國大賽前也要在鳳壽司修煉阿
煮羅宋湯吵著加地瓜
煮味噌湯加可可粉
要我作綠豆糕,可是不要放糖.....
邊做飯還要一腳把小寵物踢走免得他來妨礙
這是在為難誰阿....=_+
然後煮羅宋湯千萬不要加地瓜,蕃茄跟地瓜的味道很不搭,草青味很重
味噌跟可可會變很惡心,苦味很重重到變藥味或化學藥物的味道出來....
可是我明明兩樣材料都買純天然不含人工添加的產品
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杏花再怎麼嬌弱,骨子裡還是一棵樹
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在我家是不可能浪費食物
我都是另外給他一小碗看他愛加什麼就加什麼,但是就是得吃完
每次都出現很可怕的巫婆食物,吃得很痛苦,他還是要加.......
看他巫婆食物都吃光就覺得自己煮這麼認真作什麼
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我想到我家小寵物還弄過:粽子加檸檬汁(可入口不算美味)
可可加干貝...(危險!!請勿模仿)
現在他稱讚我煮得菜很好吃,手藝很好,我真的高興不起來
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