[搞笑] 是...是我老婆?!
和老公在一起有六年了,一直很折服於他驚人的(超爛)記憶力。
他永遠記不起來昨天晚餐吃了什麼,見過三四次的人也記不得對方姓名;
我要是下週出差,從得知的當天立刻告訴他,
兩天後記憶立刻失效,收行李的時候他還會晴天霹靂。
早上我去剪頭髮,熟識的設計師受雜誌邀請做春夏髮型專題,我是免錢model,
要拍照的關係所以還有化妝師,東摸西摸拍到下午才放人。
在salon吃過飯了,不過還是嘴饞溜到樓下foodcourt吃冰淇淋。
滿足的拿著冰淇淋轉身..... 竟然看到老公!!!
與老公同桌的同事也剛好盯著我看,我和老公雖然四目相接,
但是他竟然毫無反應的把眼神迅速轉開......
因為太不解了,我看著低頭喝飲料的老公,他明明沒有近視啊?!
同事見狀推了他一下,老公抬起頭來又看了我一眼,
然後才像嚇到一樣說 "啊.... 是我老婆!! 你怎麼在這裡"
明明一早出門前我才說今天要去信義區弄頭髮的啊大哥!!
這還不是最誇張的,其實我從手扶梯上走下來時,老公他們就看到我了。
他同事說"那女生好高",老公還一副見多了的樣子說:
"唉呀現在的年輕人發育都很好的隨隨便便女生就有170"
雖然我今天髮型有點改變又化了妝,認不出自己老婆也太過份了吧大哥!!!!
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