[閒聊] 老公夢到我死掉
今天早晨鬧鐘一響,旁邊那位老兄虎軀一震,
坐起來抓住我說:
肌肉虎:我……我夢到我帶你去日本,你出意外死掉了!
然後我還要把你的遺體帶回台灣
又辦了後事,還寫了一篇長長的追悼文……
我好傷心好傷心喔
小氣豬:那只是夢而已(拍拍)
肌肉虎:真的,醒來看到你還在我身邊我好開心
小氣豬:那我在你的夢裡是怎麼死的?
肌肉虎:你洗澡的時候漏電……
小氣豬:棍!死法可以再優雅一點嗎 =_=
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