[閃光] 男人腰力要好嗎?
某天,再一次翻雲覆雨之後
兩人準備起身要去洗澡
老公突然抱著我起身說:這樣不行拉~
我:甚麼不行?有甚麼問題嗎?(以為老公不舒服)
老公:每一次都要抱著你去沖澡,如果不小心可能會閃到腰
(浴室的門很窄,老公抱著我都要像螃蟹一樣慢慢側著走)
我:可是你不是說直接拔出會弄髒床單嗎?
老公:是這樣沒錯拉!但是你可以用衛生紙墊著再坐起來
我:我喜歡你抱抱阿~
老公:別人的老公有這樣嗎?還好你很小隻又只有40幾公斤
不然怎麼可能抱的動,腰都斷了
我:(狂笑中)....有這麼誇張嗎?
老公:等我40歲可能就沒辦法了
我:沒關係阿!你還有10年可以練
老公:...............
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