Re: [閒聊] 如果前男友打電話給你...
要看是那一個前男友
如果是老婆有一手好廚藝的那一個
今天我想喝苦瓜鳳梨雞湯
想要吃鹹魚雞粒炒飯
想要吃蒸黃魚
還有清炒青花菜
看在他老婆的份上
就算他今天掉到地獄裏
我也會先幫忙把他拎上來
等吃飽了
明天再把他踢下去
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我對有一手好廚藝的女人沒什麼抵抗力
如果是美麗溫柔又善良再加上一手好廚藝的女人
這種女人在我心中的等級是跟女神差不多的
雖然前男友基本上都應該像蟑螂一樣除之而後快的
但是如果前男友的老婆是個美麗溫柔又善良再加上有一手好廚藝的女人
然後跟自己又有些交情
又會做好吃的飯菜跟點心給我吃
那麼蟑螂是可以升級到金龜子的等級的
所以要收買我真的很簡單
只要有美食就行了
不過要親手做的
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