[話題] 幻想女友的職業or科系
先說絕對是因為期末太疲憊才會說出一些奇怪的話
根據我個人的觀察and與朋友的整理做出以下的幻想
所以說以下都是肥宅的個人幻想
要是您的科系職業被肥宅我提到了莫生氣啊~
友善包容QQ
1.醫學系
想像你生病時女友穿著白色醫師袍對你說
"啊~寶貝乖嘴巴張開餵妳吃藥囉~"
有一種在玩醫生病人cosplay的感覺
阿斯~我怎摸覺得全身上下病的更嚴重了
(* ̄▽ ̄)/‧☆*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆
女友發現你每天輪班很辛苦還能霸氣的說
"把工作辭了我養妳 妳回家帶小孩/小貓/小狗/小豬...etc"
當然秉持著愛女友的心意作為優良自住宅還是會去輪班的
只是偶爾也想被霸氣的對待啊
2.外文系/中文系
其實外文跟中文兩系我覺得要分開討論
根據肥宅個人交友經驗
外文系的妹子外向活潑很好聊而且因為公演普遍身材都不錯
讚讚~~
中文系的女孩在做分組報告時感覺蠻內向害羞的
但是在討論時往往能出一些不錯的意見
很有內涵
棒棒~~
3.法律系/政治系/社會系
法律跟政治妹紙都給我一種精明幹練的感覺
像是台大法律畢業的苗博雅口條清晰文筆邏輯清楚
法律跟政治系的好像有一種自帶S屬性的感覺
肥宅覺得需要被調教~~
4.音樂系
其實原本肥宅最喜番這葛系惹
但自從接惹一個超難搞的音樂班妹妹後
蛇摸幻想都剩一半惹QQ
不過當妹紙專注地演奏時還是很有氣質很有吸引力的
5.護理系
護理系一定是萬年上榜的啦~~
一樣的白色制服
但是跟醫師霸氣幹練不一樣的感覺
想像穿著護士裝溫柔婉約的她對你微微一笑
阿~好像又要不小心進入奇怪的想像了
不過醫護人員都很辛苦呢QQ
作為優良自住宅會很心疼的~
(在台灣好像沒有不辛苦的工作?)
打惹這摸多也是該醒醒惹
現實是肥宅還是只有一葛人
而且我是不是該去辦葛新帳號啊QQ
免得被以後認識的妹紙發現我發過這摸奇怪的幻想文
所以說大家對女友有什摸理想型嗎?
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