[話題] 胸控
雖然覺得可能是月經文
在天蠍座女友的刺激下還是想發文
有個胸控的老婆真是有點疲累
1.首先是出門在外,要提防老婆大人隨時的毛手
我: 欸,騎機車被我抱緊緊的感覺很好吧~ (好歹也有D耶)
老婆: 吼~觸感不好(還要先捏一把,再抱怨隔著內衣不夠軟)
2.洗完澡後穿上內衣走出門外
我: (咦,這甚麼眼神,老娘又變胖了嗎)
老婆: 吼~你怎麼可以穿內衣?為什麼要把它悶在裡面,很可憐耶
老婆衝過來把內衣脫掉.... (哪招)
3.睡前關完燈已躺平,鹹豬手馬上出現
老婆: 睡覺為什麼要穿內衣?
我: 為甚麼不行?
老婆: 不舒服阿,轉過去我幫你脫掉。
(老婆只會面對面,手繞到後面的單手解扣招式)
(解不開還會厚臉皮地說: 欸,這件內衣壞掉了!!!)
4.最近的新招是自己把臉埋進我的乳溝,
然後手動用我的胸部拍打自己的臉頰....(身分證的確滿30歲了)
5.最近的煩惱
老婆: 欸,如果我回家睡覺,
會不會半夜無意識地揉我媽的胸部啊....
我:....(再次無言)
到底有沒有胸控無極限的八卦啊啊啊 ?
(老婆:你去PO文阿,一定不只有我這樣)
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