[XD] 我小時候以為「舅媽」寫作「舊媽」
我小時候以為「舅媽」寫作「舊媽」,
也就是說舅媽才是我真的媽媽。
然後我以為全世界的小孩都一律交給大姊撫養。
我還記得幼稚園老師大傻眼的表情(因為我到處跟其他小朋友說他們的舅媽才是他們真的媽媽,他們的媽媽都是假的,結果大家崩潰大哭)。
後來我被輔導了整整一個禮拜
From:
https://i.imgur.com/bVFoLl5.jpg
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