有一天有一個甲甲來到教堂
他對神父說 我昨天喝了爛醉
早上起來後發現我下半身沒穿褲子躺在路邊
我印象中肛了別人 我性侵了別人 神父我有罪阿
神父回答 你在路上性侵別人的話 別人一定會反抗打你 就算反抗不了也會報警 可是你
什麼事都沒有發生 你要不要在回想一下你昨天發生了什麼事
我印象中我頭很昏 喔對了 我一直聽到貓的慘叫聲
神父聽完鬆了一口氣 謝天謝地 你是插貓阿
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