[耍冷] 擁藍的疑問
最近聽到覺得蠻好笑的
一天,擁藍問禪師,
「大師,我當初已說是因為身體不適退賽,現在也只是恢復健康打美網而已,為什麼大
家要把我講的那麼難聽?」
禪師默默的給了擁藍一個水桶,指著旁邊的河說︰
「你把河裡的水都裝回來」
擁藍覺得疑惑仍照辦了,
一邊裝一邊不解的問︰「大師,我不懂,這樣要裝到什麼時候?」
大師說︰
「你繼續裝!繼續裝!繼續裝阿!」
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一天,擁藍到麥當勞打工,經理要求她先從炸薯條、填裝薯條開始。
擁藍乖乖的照辦了,一邊裝著中薯一邊疑惑的問著經理說:「經理,我
看中薯都裝的差不多了,是不是別的尺寸的也裝一些好應對待會點餐的客人呢?」
經理默默的回了擁藍,指著旁邊的人潮和點餐板一邊說︰
「你看看點餐板上面都沒有人點大薯或小薯的,沒有對吧!」擁藍一
臉無辜的眼神說:「對,是這樣沒錯。」
經理說︰
「你繼續裝中薯!繼續裝中薯!繼續裝中薯阿!」
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