[笑話] 調情兩則
男:你的腳都不會酸嗎?
女:唉呦老梗了啦，你要說我在你腦海跑了一整天對吧~
男:不是，我只是覺得你的腳一直撐著你的身體很辛苦。
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男:你該交房租了喔。
女:唉呦老梗了啦，你要說我住在你心裡很久了對吧~
房東:小姐妳再這樣裝傻不交房租，我真的要報警了。
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