[耍冷] 霸掌
老者畢生練霸掌,終有所成
逢人便曰:「此霸掌者,有霸氣也」。
人諷之,老者沮也。一日歌嘆:
「修霸掌,修霸掌,悲也修霸掌」
一人呼之:「販粽者,吾取一也」老者不知何所云
[白話]
有個老人一生都在練一門叫霸掌的功夫,終於有了成就
遇到人就說:「這個霸掌,真的會有霸氣」
人們嘲諷他幻想太多,老人聽了很沮喪。有天唱歌嘆說
「修霸掌,修霸掌,悲也修霸掌 (最悲哀的就是練這個霸掌)」
有人聽到就喊他:「賣粽子的,我買一顆」
老人不知道他在說撒小
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