[囧rz] 點牛肉麵要小心
我平常有一個習慣
就是點餐時會觀察店員怎麼說的
然後用同樣的方式點餐
像是如果前面的人點珍珠奶茶少冰半糖
店員說珍奶半少
那我就會學起來
點餐時也說珍紅半少之類的
因為一方面簡潔很多
另一方面這樣感覺很專業
結果剛剛打完球跟朋友去吃牛肉麵
點餐的是一位大姊
朋友點了小碗細的牛肉麵
大姊就轉頭對廚房叫了聲
「小細牛」
我想吃中碗粗的牛肉麵
所以我就想說要說「中粗牛」
但講的時候不知道是舌頭打結還是怎樣
尾音拖了一下
聽起來就變成
「我要中粗你喔」
全場瞬間安靜
隔壁桌投來幾道猥褻的目光
幹這群思想齷齪的傢伙
經過宛若世紀的幾秒後
大姊轉身對廚房喊道
「中碗牛肉麵 粗的」
幹!不要在這時候改台詞啦!
點牛肉麵的時候還是不要簡稱比較好
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