[笑話] VeryBritishProblems 推特精選
在英國有個蠻紅的推特帳號VeryBritishProblems,裡面專門發一些英國人生活中的各種OS和幽默,最近看到覺得蠻有趣的,想說練習一下英文也順便分享給大家看看
網誌版:https://goo.gl/v5anUC
VeryBritishProblems Twitter: https://twitter.com/SoVeryBritish
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"I might pop down later, I'll see how I feel" - Translation: I'll 100% be in
bed
「我看一下情況,等下應該會出門」
翻譯:我等下100%會待在床上
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"How's the diet going?"
"Really well"
"Biscuit?"
"Yep"
「你最近減肥進行得如何了?」
「還不錯」
「要不要來點餅乾?」
「好啊」
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"Sorry, are you in the queue?"
"No?"
Well go and stand somewhere far away then
「不好意思,請問你有在排隊嗎?」
「沒有」
OS:那就快滾不要擋在這裡啊
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"We could do that, or..." - Translation: I've just placed your plan gently
into the bin
「我們的確可以這麼做,但其實我們也可以…」
翻譯:我正在溫柔的告訴你,你的提案是個垃圾
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"A small popcorn, regular drink and this packet of sweets, please"
"That'll be £84"
「一份小爆米花,中杯飲料,和一包餅乾,謝謝」
「總共84鎊」
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Comforting a crying person by staring at the floor and waiting for them to
stop
安慰一個正在哭泣的朋友,方法是盯著地板看然後等他自己哭完。
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"Your phone's ringing!"
"Answer it then!!"
<24 seconds later>
"It's stopped now"
「你的電話響了!」
「那就快接啊!」
24秒後
「他掛掉了」
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"I'm sorry they've just stepped away from their desk for a moment, can I take
a message?"
Yes, tell them I know they're still at their desk
「不好意思,他們現在都不在座位上,需要幫您留言嗎?」
OS:是的,告訴他們我知道他們都還在位子上。
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"The person you have called is not available, please leave your message after
the..."
Phew and nope
「您撥的電話目前無法接聽,在嗶聲後留下…」(掛掉)
OS:呼~好險
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"You've got a missed call"
I know, I was staring at my phone as I was missing it
「您有一通未接來電」
OS:我知道,我看著他響完的
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06/05 18:44, , 1F
06/05 18:44, 1F
我也覺得XD 正在學習如何翻出那個味道
※ 編輯: Sixwillows (81.148.48.110), 06/05/2017 18:51:55