[毅力] 笑話觀止 14

看板joke作者 (姆咪智障)時間7年前 (2017/05/09 23:33), 編輯推噓79(8569)
留言100則, 98人參與, 最新討論串1/1
有一天,小美乘上了船,準備到南方去渡假。 當她獨自一人在甲板上吹著海風時,一個搶匪以迅雷不及掩耳之速拿刀架住她脖子, 並威脅道:「這是搶劫,給我把所有錢交出來,不然把妳搞完丟下海喔,嘿嘿~」 小美回答:「可是人家是女生欸~」 從搶匪的話中可以看出他認為不劫財也能劫色穩賺不賠, 不料小美卻將「搞完」的意思誤認為某男性器官, 其諧音之巧妙不禁令人讚嘆中文的勃大精深, 整體而言可說是相當符合板旨 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 27.242.64.135 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1494344005.A.4AD.html

05/09 23:39, , 1F
之前聽過 當場笑到併軌
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05/09 23:45, , 2F
改成"倫家4女森捏"才符合PTT風格,給箭頭
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05/09 23:50, , 3F
勃大精深
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05/10 00:04, , 4F
還滿好笑的
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還蠻好笑
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05/10 00:16, , 6F
不好笑,不過依然期待下次作品,只好推了
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05/10 00:28, , 7F
XD
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05/10 00:46, , 8F
二樓錯了,會說「倫家4女森」的九成九都是男的
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05/10 01:03, , 9F
能家4女森
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05/10 01:11, , 10F
xDDDD
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05/10 01:40, , 11F
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05/10 01:48, , 12F
XDDDDDD
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05/10 01:53, , 13F
因為在甲板所以女生不會有危險
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05/10 03:11, , 14F
糟糕樓上比較好笑
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05/10 05:22, , 15F
13樓…XD
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05/10 05:54, , 16F
13樓XD
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05/10 06:46, , 17F
笑死
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05/10 06:50, , 18F
很好笑阿 13樓也是
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05/10 06:53, , 19F
13樓
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05/10 06:57, , 20F
原po再幫13樓寫個賞析好不XD
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XD
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05/10 07:30, , 22F
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XDDDD
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05/10 07:44, , 24F
微笑,給推
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05/10 08:16, , 25F
純推13樓
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清流 我說13樓
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推13樓
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05/10 09:01, , 28F
13 win
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05/10 09:17, , 29F
純噓原po
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05/10 09:25, , 30F
13樓才是畫龍點睛
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05/10 09:34, , 31F
以甲板引申為ptt“甲”版 雙關了小美不會有危險 新時代鄉
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05/10 09:34, , 32F
民之一字多義 不禁使人莞爾 整體而言相當符合版旨
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.......
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05/10 09:42, , 34F
不要再抄襲賞析梗了,請想新招
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05/10 09:50, , 35F
都很好笑
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05/10 10:15, , 36F
解析三小XDDD
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05/10 11:08, , 37F
純推13樓哈哈哈哈哈
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05/10 11:09, , 38F
13樓...XD
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05/10 11:11, , 39F
推「甲板」
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還有 21 則推文
05/10 19:04, , 61F
推13樓www
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05/10 19:20, , 62F
滾去國文板
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05/10 19:33, , 63F
原文推文都好笑XDDDD
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05/10 20:44, , 64F
原文清流讚,但是13樓XDDD
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05/10 21:15, , 65F
XDDDDDDD
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又是賞析XD
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XDD
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05/10 21:56, , 68F
誰來幫13樓寫個賞析
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樓下幫轉甲板
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...
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05/11 00:05, , 71F
分類
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原來是在甲板阿..
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05/11 00:45, , 73F
靠背 甲板太好笑了
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原來在甲版啊
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05/11 01:22, , 75F
原文跟推文都不錯笑
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05/11 01:23, , 76F
啊 不對 13樓是噓文
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笑死
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13F有梗XD
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真的是在甲板阿
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05/11 01:42, , 80F
原來在甲板啊
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甲板
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甲板XDDDDDD
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好笑 推文也是
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原來是甲板啊
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13F
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忍不住笑了阿阿阿阿阿
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13樓精闢
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甲板XDDDDDD
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13樓精彩
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原來是甲板啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05/11 23:16, , 91F
甲板XDD
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純推甲板
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推13樓XDD
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推13f
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05/12 11:10, , 95F
真的沒必要一直解析
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幹哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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13XD
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都不錯
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05/19 10:02, , 99F
13f
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05/20 22:42, , 100F
13樓也很厲害
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