[毅力] 笑話觀止 14
有一天,小美乘上了船,準備到南方去渡假。
當她獨自一人在甲板上吹著海風時,一個搶匪以迅雷不及掩耳之速拿刀架住她脖子,
並威脅道:「這是搶劫,給我把所有錢交出來,不然把妳搞完丟下海喔,嘿嘿~」
小美回答:「可是人家是女生欸~」
從搶匪的話中可以看出他認為不劫財也能劫色穩賺不賠,
不料小美卻將「搞完」的意思誤認為某男性器官,
其諧音之巧妙不禁令人讚嘆中文的勃大精深,
整體而言可說是相當符合板旨
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