[笑話] 求神
有一對父母到廟裡祈求自己的小孩能夠變聰明
擲三個聖筊之後回家,發現小孩變聰明了
過幾天發現小孩因為變得比自己聰明又會回嘴,自己管教不了
這對父母又跑去廟裡,祈求自己的小孩能夠文靜
擲三個聖筊之後回家,發現小孩聰明又文靜
過幾天發現小孩得了精神病
這對父母又跑去廟裡祈求小孩子能夠痊癒
擲三個聖筊之後回家,發現小孩離家出走了
這對父母又著急地跑去廟裡祈求小孩子回家
擲三個聖筊之後回家,這對父母著急地等了幾天
過了幾天,小孩子被找回家了,父母很開心
這對父母跑去廟裡祈求小孩能夠文靜、不會生病、永遠待在家裡又能做出正確的決定
晚上
小孩子死了
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