[ＸＤ] 一女子兩年離婚十一次
有一女子兩年內離婚十一次
旁人問:"為什麼你這麼頻繁的離婚?"
女子搖頭苦答:"根本就沒一個能看得阿..
第一任丈夫在加油站工作的，塞太深受不了
第二任做消防隊員的，一拔出來就噴，難受
第三任建設局的，脫了又穿，穿了又脫，白折騰
第四任在做魚塘，兩次都等水都乾了才上陣，不痛才怪
第五任是刑事警察，喜歡綁住了才幹活，不讓我動
第六任是玩政治的，光說話，耍嘴皮子，不認真做事
第七任是骨董收集家，就只會輕手輕腳捧著看，比打炮還難受
第八任是外科醫生，不見血是不停手的
第九任是科技研發部的，整天只會喊要創新
第十任是稅務局委員，就只知道要睡，睡，睡
最後一任是公務員，甚麼不會，就會走後門"
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