Fw: [問卦] 高登一人可幹爆暗黑料理界嗎?
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作者: BlueTuna601 (一二三二一) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 高登一人可幹爆暗黑料理界嗎?
時間: Fri Apr 14 21:23:22 2017
※ 引述《Kate5566 (Kate)》之銘言:
: 如題
: 美國廚神第一人 Gordon Ramsay
: 名言:
: 「為什麼母雞還可以過馬路?因為你他X的沒有煮牠啊!」
: 「幹,我的羊肉醬在哪裏啊?」
: 「操你媽的,這根本是野牛的老二。」
: 「又是生的雞肉,比我阿嬤的經血還紅。」
: 他是不是可以把暗黑料理界嘴爆阿?
如果戈登拉姆齊來嘴中華一番...
嘴小當家
「你說你的料理是繼承你媽的味道,你媽肯定臭到不行吧。」
嘴解師傅
「我記得我是來吃東西,不是來看摔角的。」
嘴雷恩
「我見過不少廚師,不會用火的,你是其中一個,也是第一個。」
嘴四郎
「你是沒有爸媽,還是爸媽沒錢請保母?」
嘴及第
「不好意思,這裡是時裝秀的現場嗎?」
嘴十全
「我討厭兩種人,酒鬼跟老人,你完全符合資格。」
嘴李嚴
「滾回星際大戰,達斯維達。」
嘴阿Q
「叫你做湯你做果凍,你與其留著那對耳朵,還不如拿去器官捐贈。」
嘴向恩
「抱歉我沒有叫伴遊女郎。」
嘴駱可
「你這義肢真不錯,真多虧你那爛得可以的刀工。」
嘴羅根
「你說那團發霉的污垢是啥?」
嘴紹安
「如果我是你,我寧可戳瞎剩下的那隻眼,也不願看到自己可悲的廚藝。」
大概會是這樣吧
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