[笑話] 智障歌詞梗 104
昨天心情不好,喝了點酒
趁著微醺去海邊走走散心
忽然看見岸邊有隻像是海貍的物體在動
便拿起石頭扔過去
"糙!" 哈,想不到這海貍還會講話,我想我是真的喝茫了
於是我繼續扔 "幹!" "誰啦!"
沒多久,忽然一輛警車停在我面前
警察:你好,我們接到有人報案,請問你在這裡做啥?
我:你說我嗎?
我:在這茫茫扔海貍~~
我:我不要變得透明~~
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