[笑話] 智障歌詞梗 92
那天帶女朋友去吃高級餐廳
擁有一副修長美腿的服務生一開始便自我介紹
服務生:你好,我是今天的桌邊管家小燕
小燕:需要幫你介紹嗎?
我:今天的前菜有什麼呢?
小燕:今天的前菜是烤秋禽,接著是頂級生菜佐浸柿,再來是...
沒等小燕說完,我便打斷她:哦?第一次聽過有頂級生菜...是怎樣的頂級法?
小燕:我們選擇的是參加過比賽,得到一級棒最佳殊榮的無農藥生菜喔!
我:原來是一級棒的生菜啊...
小燕:是的,生菜一級棒棒棒到你沒話說
小燕:連你的PaPa也說我hot hot hot過頭
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謝金燕-一級棒
https://youtu.be/EJmnIltUlLw?t=29s
同場加映,三國人物誰的老二用過的都說讚?
伊籍,因為伊籍棒棒一級棒
怕有人不認識他,附上wiki
https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E4%BC%8A%E7%B1%8D
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