[笑話] 將軍遭貶

看板joke作者 (咖哩蛋蛋屋)時間7年前 (2017/03/18 02:19), 7年前編輯推噓77(95187)
留言120則, 117人參與, 最新討論串1/1
昔有猛將郭凍,治軍有方,待部眾如己出,每逢戰事告捷,皆將朝廷所賜銀兩布匹分賞諸軍,未嘗獨享。眾將感之,謂之為「布銀將軍」。惜奸人誣陷,遭貶為民,舊部將升將軍後因念其德,以銀鑲於布為信物,暗邀其歸營,仍以將軍之禮待之,傳為佳話。後人稱頌之,便有語云: 「布鑲銀,舊部邀營」 ----- Sent from JPTT on my Samsung SM-G930F. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.137.91.68 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1489774780.A.F69.html

03/18 02:36, , 1F
你想了多久?
03/18 02:36, 1F
半小時吧XD

03/18 03:03, , 2F
己霸婚
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03/18 03:56, , 3F
聊天室滑起來
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03/18 08:20, , 4F
太強了這個
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03/18 08:34, , 5F
給推
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03/18 09:32, , 6F
我先推
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03/18 09:52, , 7F
好強 有聲音
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03/18 09:57, , 8F
只能給推了
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03/18 09:58, , 9F
送他下去探親
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03/18 10:24, , 10F
可以 很用心XD
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03/18 10:30, , 11F
用心推
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03/18 10:32, , 12F
推用心
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03/18 10:35, , 13F
強哦
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03/18 10:36, , 14F
聲音有種外國腔
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03/18 10:36, , 15F
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03/18 10:36, , 16F
幹你的 送你們下去探親啦
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03/18 10:38, , 17F
真的外國腔XD
03/18 10:38, 17F

03/18 10:41, , 18F
滑起來
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03/18 10:45, , 19F
請問這什麼梗
03/18 10:45, 19F

03/18 10:46, , 20F
某實況主的梗
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03/18 10:59, , 21F
探親吧
03/18 10:59, 21F

03/18 11:13, , 22F
滑起來
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03/18 11:15, , 23F
不想贏 就不要贏 聊天室滑起來 等等我一個個檢查
03/18 11:15, 23F

03/18 11:24, , 24F
好外國啊
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03/18 11:25, , 25F
ㄈㄈR高潮
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03/18 11:25, , 26F
國動的
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03/18 11:34, , 27F
以為是姆斯要或不要
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03/18 11:40, , 28F
外國動
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03/18 11:40, , 29F
有創意但太長了 聊天室很難刷 (咦
03/18 11:40, 29F

03/18 11:51, , 30F
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03/18 11:51, , 31F
沒關C 不想贏就不要贏
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03/18 12:00, , 32F
滑起來 都給我滑起來
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03/18 12:01, , 33F
國棟越來越難看
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03/18 12:05, , 34F
沒冠C
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03/18 12:10, , 35F
有笑推
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03/18 12:20, , 36F
鼻地整場
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03/18 12:21, , 37F
滑起來
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03/18 12:24, , 38F
沒關C沒關C
03/18 12:24, 38F
還有 42 則推文
還有 4 段內文
03/18 21:46, , 81F
笑死
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03/18 21:47, , 82F
三小
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03/18 22:17, , 83F
7777777777777777777777
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03/18 22:35, , 84F
這有猛到 強
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03/18 23:14, , 85F
滑起來
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03/18 23:31, , 86F
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03/19 00:18, , 87F
有聲音
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03/19 00:27, , 88F
太神啦 來朝聖
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03/19 00:37, , 89F
滑滑滑滑滑
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03/19 01:02, , 90F
滑起來
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03/19 02:13, , 91F
沒笑
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03/19 02:17, , 92F
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03/19 02:47, , 93F
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03/19 03:39, , 94F
笑了
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03/19 04:24, , 95F
不懂梗,誰來解釋解釋
03/19 04:24, 95F

03/19 04:37, , 96F
滑起來
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03/19 09:13, , 97F
好笑 但是國棟真的是最爛的實況主
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03/19 09:40, , 98F
發錯版了 應該發去張家兄弟版
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03/19 09:41, , 99F
這邊一堆不懂梗硬要噓
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03/19 11:46, , 100F
硬要湊梗其實沒很好笑
03/19 11:46, 100F

03/19 11:56, , 101F
77777
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03/19 12:34, , 102F
77777777777
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03/19 12:37, , 103F
朝聖!
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2
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03/19 13:47, , 105F
媽的滑起來阿
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03/19 15:24, , 107F
可憐這些噓的
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03/19 22:07, , 108F
看不懂
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03/19 23:11, , 109F
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03/19 23:41, , 110F
滑起來7777
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03/20 00:17, , 111F
可是硬要噓很好笑
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03/20 08:32, , 112F
笑死
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03/20 09:56, , 113F
改革
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03/20 12:55, , 114F
反正我沒差
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03/20 16:06, , 115F
7777777
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03/20 16:48, , 116F
77777777
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03/20 17:26, , 117F
7777777
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03/21 10:18, , 118F
?
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03/22 14:29, , 119F
哈哈
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04/06 01:28, , 120F
你作者!?
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