[笑話] 智障歌詞梗 76
吳剛跟嫦娥在月球上生活了千年
嫦娥無聊的時候,便會來找吳剛聊天
讓吳剛伐桂的時候沒那麼無聊
某一天嫦娥如往常般,來到桂樹下找吳剛
嫦娥:我...我要回地球了,反正后羿應該早就死了...
吳剛聽到後,整個人藍瘦香菇
吳剛:如果說你真的要走~~
嫦娥:閉嘴!我這邊沒有你的相片!
吳剛:唉,好吧,但是....
嫦娥:但是什麼?
吳剛:我永遠都想不到陪我砍這樹的妳會要走~~
嫦娥:幹
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