Re: [笑話] 你們還剩多少珍珠
※ 引述《gin010275 (古亭謝霆鋒)》之銘言:
: 那一天到飲料店
那一天到飲料店
正到我點餐時,忽然一位阿姨無視我的存在,向服務員說:兩杯珍奶,趕時間,快點。
店員很公正的說是我先到的,請她排隊
她不情願的排隊,嘴裡還不斷抱怨,心理一團無名火起。
於是,一氣之下我便問店員
:你們的珍珠還能做多少杯!?
店員:95杯。
:沒事,我就問....
此時,我看見後面阿姨的竊笑及鄙視付不起的眼神
:你給我稍等,我打個電話
我給店員使了個眼色
:沒關係我等你
店員回我一個眼神。(閃亮)
我掏一掏口袋,確認不夠的金額有多少
立即撥打電話給兄弟
10分鐘後,兄弟開了一台賓利抵達
伸出手就是一疊現金,
:你剛說還能做幾杯
:95杯
:你看看這些夠不夠?
我將明顯超過95杯珍奶金額的千元鈔扔上桌子
店員:抱歉我們珍奶目前特惠中,一個人限購2杯,來、下一位~~
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※ 編輯: aliensu (111.240.42.92), 02/10/2017 16:15:38
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