[笑話] 法國
1.
Q: Why do French People eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food!
2.
Q:What do you do when a Frenchman throws a grenade at you?
A:You pull the pin and throw it back.
3.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Frenchman and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
4.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in France?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
5.
Q: What is the French national anthem?
A: We surrender.
6.
Q: What does a frog in Paris eat?
A: French Flies.
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諧音梗怎麼用中文?
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沒錯 只是不同國家有不同的梗 像是加拿大很有禮貌
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這我有聽過XDDDD 當初也是笑到美丁美盪
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