Re: [笑話] 老夫妻
一對老夫妻結婚已經50年了,
一天早上他們坐在餐桌前。
老先生對老太太說:
想想看,我們已經結婚50年了。
老太太說:
是啊,50年前我們也是一樣坐在這餐桌前
老先生說:
我知道啊,50年前我們可能還光著身子坐在這。
老太太咯咯笑的說:
那你認為...我們該脫掉衣服囉?!
當兩人一絲不掛的坐回餐桌前
老太太喘息的說:
你知道嗎,親愛的....
我的乳頭跟50年前一樣為你而發燙
老先生回應:
一身兩奶共長三尺目空四肢五臟六腑竟泡七吋八毫九厘 十分大膽(拍桌)
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