[笑話] 轉錄幾則英文笑話 (水的化學式H2O)
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile' ?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong!
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
Millie: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly
the same as your brothers... Did you copy his?
Clyde : No sir, It's the same dog.
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A Teacher.
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