[笑話] 轉錄幾則英文笑話 (水的化學式H2O)

看板joke作者 (去冰)時間7年前 (2017/01/10 04:17), 編輯推噓76(7938)
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ? Donald: H I J K L M N O Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile' ? Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher: No, that's wrong! Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' Millie: I is... Teacher: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.' Millie: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? John: You told me to do it without using the tables. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Winnie: Me! ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brothers... Did you copy his? Clyde : No sir, It's the same dog. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ------------------------------------------- Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A Teacher. (轉自https://goo.gl/TqDCyP) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 61.216.43.139 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1483993031.A.640.html

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哈哈
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哈哈
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靠邀 google查了krokodil 有點恐怖
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01/10 07:12, , 4F
蠻有趣的
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沒想到真的有這個單字www
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01/10 07:15, , 6F
好色龍沒事去估狗那個幹嘛 幹真的超噁的
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01/10 07:19, , 7F
我不是好色龍 我是好色嘟啦碰
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XD
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童言童語好可愛
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快推 不然別人以為我看不懂
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小愛就小愛ww
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01/10 08:57, , 12F
不錯笑
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祈禱的那個蠻好笑的ww
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最後好笑
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滿好看的
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01/10 09:53, , 16F
淦 krokodil好可怕淦
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01/10 10:03, , 17F
很多笑話其實很有智慧XDDD
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XDDDD
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01/10 10:19, , 19F
小孩才是最聰明的啊…不過老師也太心酸~
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其實都是能讓人會心一笑的笑話
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01/10 10:44, , 21F
XDDDDDD
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01/10 10:54, , 22F
不錯
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01/10 11:02, , 23F
發現北美那個笑死我了XD
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01/10 11:04, , 24F
我是第九個英文字母
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01/10 11:11, , 25F
櫻桃樹XDDD
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01/10 11:16, , 26F
身為父親的年紀感覺很有哲理
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01/10 11:25, , 27F
Simon太靠杯了哈哈XDDD
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01/10 11:28, , 28F
簡單易懂 又不錯笑 推推
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有笑有推
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第三個跟Simon的好笑XDD
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XDDDD
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01/10 11:57, , 32F
只有我看到Donald以為是川普笑話的嗎XDD
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01/10 12:06, , 33F
千萬別google krokodil, 認真
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QQ
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Glen真的嘴巴很壞欸XDDDDD
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01/10 12:11, , 36F
紅明顯,別google krokodil...很噁...
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01/10 12:12, , 37F
有些笑話很有深度 笑點也高
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01/10 12:19, , 38F
你考古系?
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01/10 12:42, , 39F
不只是個推
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i am 好好笑
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01/10 13:01, , 41F
爸爸6歲那個很有哲理啊XDDD
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01/10 14:00, , 42F
幫補 krokodil是一種毒品的俗名 自製的毒品不會移除過程
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中的有毒副產物 因此最後會導致肉體腐爛
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但是毒品本身不會造成那樣的傷害
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Krokodil超可怕
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祈禱那個是什麼意思?
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就是媽媽很會煮飯,所以吃飯前不需要祈禱
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翻譯組的 趕快上啊!
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龍大。。。。。給了不該給的關鍵字。。。。
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乾krokodil超噁
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笑慘 哈哈哈哈哈
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老爸幾歲那個 智商壓制啊
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還好有得還看的懂
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蠻好笑的XD
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文章裡面明明是krokodial為什麼大家都在討論korodil
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01/10 18:33, , 58F
krokodil就是德文的鱷魚 大家可以查查看(?)
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對餒 文章是krokodial
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所以最後一題的正解可以是什麼?
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01/10 18:57, , 61F
XDDDDDD
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看不懂不用桌子的梗 求解釋
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gan懂了
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好色督拉碰XD
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最後一題答案是?
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別在桌子上亂畫
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01/10 20:31, , 67F
table是九九乘法表
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table可以指桌子 也可以指表格(九九乘法表)
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倒數第二老梗
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先推 怕別人笑我看不懂
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01/10 21:05, , 72F
都蠻好笑的啊
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很多都不錯
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Krokodil是俄文
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是因為英文的關係嗎?多數都是第一次看到XDD
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I is那個,大人常常都是這樣抹殺了小朋友的創意
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整班小朋友都超嘴砲,老師會瘋掉
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幹 krokodil真的超可怕
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這應該是記錄不是笑話吧 XD
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只有第三個笑了QQ
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老師好可憐
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滿有趣的
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從頭笑到尾
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搜尋gangrene看更多
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推XD
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01/15 15:21, , 89F
是不是只要英文的不好笑也可以被推R
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01/15 17:12, , 90F
應該只有你覺得不好笑,也對,唯一好笑的是你的人生
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