[趣事] 妳一直都這麼漂亮嗎?
夜深了......
這麼糗的狀況大概也只有在這深夜時段才好分享
話說今天出門上班時在台中某市區街道上
因為車子的油箱已見底所以隨便找個加油站就開去
在加油站有個約莫20出頭的小鮮肉對我招招手
面帶笑容示意我車子行進的方向......來來來
一如往常
我:95加滿打統編
小鮮肉:好的!油錶從0開始......
------接下來就是短暫的等待-----
當油槍跳起時 我也慣性伸出左手遞出信用卡付錢
再回頭時小鮮肉員工已經拿著刷卡單等著我簽名
當我低頭熟練的簽名時
這時小鮮肉說話了:小姐妳一直都這麼漂亮嗎?
小姐妳一直都這麼漂亮嗎?!
小姐妳一直都這麼漂亮嗎?!
小姐妳一直都這麼漂亮嗎?!
這時候的我心裡大概像煮滾的熱水一樣沸騰的...
雖然沒想過要在加油站有什麼奇遇但被這樣說
也挺害羞還有點爽(羞)哈哈哈...行情不差麻
心裡雖然已沸到不行但表面還是要裝一下
我一邊遞出已簽好的信用卡單
一邊回應著:喔...沒有啦~還好啦~謝謝你
小鮮肉員工拿回了我的信用卡簽單邊看邊說
小鮮肉:小姐 妳的字真的很漂亮耶
小姐 妳的字真的很漂亮耶......
小姐 妳的字真的很漂亮耶......
小姐 妳的字真的很漂亮耶......
這句話當下就一直在我腦裡轉
就像回憶跑馬燈一樣好像在找什麼連結點
燈愣~登愣 ......應該有五秒吧!
這時我才意會過來............
接下來就是我有史以來最丟臉的逃亡行動
搶回信用卡 -> 關窗 -> 踩油門 -> 走人
然後還差點沒拿頭去撞方向盤
明明就是 小姐 你字都這麼漂亮嗎?
我怎麼會腦殘聽成 小姐 妳一直都這麼漂亮嗎?
再配上我當時的爽臉 「不 忍 回 首」!
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