Fw: [問卦] 第一次被女生搭訕
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作者: heykate (捏雞雞自殺) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [問卦] 第一次被女生搭訕
時間: Fri Nov 18 20:06:31 2016
剛文雄我去吃麥當勞時,第一次被女生搭訕,
心情很複雜,請幫我開導一下:
一進去麥當勞,我排在一個女生後面,白白的,小肉,
轉頭看了我一下就轉回去,臉很普通,約33~38歲,
然後又轉頭看我兩三次,感覺像是鼓起勇氣說:
"請問你吃套餐嗎"
"嗯"
"可以用這個(手機優惠)加點雞翅嗎"
"額~~~嗯"(不懂拒絕人的單純肥宅)"
然後點餐時他點了十元漢堡(也是優惠),
然後換我點的時候他把手機放在店員前面說要加點雞翅,
店員說不行喔,要套餐才有,
"一起的" 我帥氣的說,
看著店員有點錯愕的神情,我笑了,
沒錯,不知道是因為終於跟女生一起點餐而開心,
還是覺得騙到店員而開心,我笑的很燦爛。
直到餐點來了,那女的把雞翅打開,用衛生紙拿走棒棒腿,
然後就走了
然後就走了
然後就走了
雖然我贏得了一隻雞翅,
但我的第一次搭訕經驗卻空虛的不知所措,
此刻的心情,也許跟工具人是一樣的吧?
http://imgur.com/a/USTSk
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十元事他得漢堡錢,雞翅是買套餐就有優惠(送的)
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